Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

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What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

What do you call a fast food joint that caters specifically to muslims?

Allahuh Snackbar

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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!