Awoman Jokes

Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

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Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

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One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

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Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

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Jihad me at hello.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

Hymn Jokes More Hymn Jokes

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"