Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.

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What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

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How does an optometrist make love?

Better like this ... or better like this

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent