Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.

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What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

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Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan