What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

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Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.