What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

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Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?

He has cat-arrh !