Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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Why is Kim Jong Un a terrible leader?

removed

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

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What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!