Object Jokes

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

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Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What is Serena Williams' favorite time to practice?

Tennish

What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Review Jokes More Review Jokes

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

Programming Language Jokes More Programming Language Jokes

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

Approve Jokes More Approve Jokes

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

Evidence Jokes More Evidence Jokes

What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

Wright Jokes More Wright Jokes

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.