What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

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Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!