Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!