Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

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Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.