How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

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How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

What did Amelia Earhart learn?

Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

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How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

How do reptilians melt steel beams?

thermite.