What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!