What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

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Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

Whats Super Mario's Favorite Website?

Yahoo!

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!