Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

an heir conditioner.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

What do you call a happy cow?

Laughing stock. What do you call a grumpy cow? A Feminist

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.