Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

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What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

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What joke never gets old?

Besides that's what she said and yo mama.

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)