What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why was the broom late for work?

Because 7,8,9

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What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

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What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

3 in 1

What's DJ Khaled's favourite number?

11, Because it has another 1.

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

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Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

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What is a horses favourite kind of party?

A stall ball.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.