What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

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Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

Story House Jokes More Story House Jokes

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.