Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

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What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

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What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies?

They act too paowerful

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.