Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

What is the definition of masurbation?

Coming unscrewed

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What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.