Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

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What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.