What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

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What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

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Who's there? Budweiser. Budweiser who?

Budweiser your mother naked?

What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

Gravy Jokes More Gravy Jokes

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.