If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
They think therefore they arrr
Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.
Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.
You rarely have to meet their dad.
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
Rolls Rice
So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.
Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.
Because Austria was Hungary.
More than one mother-in-law.
Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.
A ripe bananna
It had a screw loose.
Gravy
Infuse the gravy with cocaine.
