What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

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Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

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What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline