What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

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What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

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Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

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Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline