What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

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What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

r/EyeBleach.

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.