Why don't black people like pirates?

they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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Where do you put people with ADHD?

A concentration camp

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"