Why don't black people like pirates?

they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

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What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

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How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.