Why don't black people like pirates?

they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

What's a pirates favorite fast food restaurant?

Long John silvers

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What happens to crude people?

Crucified.

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

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Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.