Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

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Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

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Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

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I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

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You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.