What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

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What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!