What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.