Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

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Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common?

Both give you a good chance of catching something

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon?

Because it may Pikachu.