Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

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Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.