What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

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What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

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Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up