What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

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Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

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What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up