Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

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Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

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Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse