Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

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What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.