Whats the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.