Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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What is a redditors worst nightmare?

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Why do redditors have so many inside jokes?

Because we're too afraid to go outside

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Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

Why do fencers love Reddit?

Because of all the *ripostes*

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.