Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

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Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

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Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

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What's a redditor's favourite sword move?

Riposte!

What makes a fencing joke extra funny?

When it is a riposte

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How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars