Ask them what OP stands for.
I need two hands to remove training wheels.
A cow can't be milked for over 30 years
The Continental OP.
OP de-livered.
She'll tell you
If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."
One stood for something
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
I keep asking people, but they don't know either.
She asks. "It cheese ma."
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Cirque le Jerk
They can't defend towers.