How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!