How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Disabled.

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

What's the deal with /r/worldnews?

removed

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

3 Finger Jokes More 3 Finger Jokes

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars