Why do rednecks act like such morons?

Who says they're acting "

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Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

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What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?

Gang, 'Nam Style.

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.