How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

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What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow?

A Gluten Morgan

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

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Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

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What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY !!

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Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

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What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.