What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.