What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What did the redneck get on his SAT?

Drool.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.