Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

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Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant !

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

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What's small but effective?

A smile

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters