Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

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Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

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Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

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What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.