How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.

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How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

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What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.