How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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What's your favorite racial (but not racist) joke?

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

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What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here: