How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

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How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

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How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

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Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =( justsayian

Why do white girls travel in groups of 3?

Because they can't even

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What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here: