I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
He gets claustrophobic!
Who cares!
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
Colin.
Throw in your laundry.
Something you throw a wabbits.
Because 7 ate 9.
Because nobody gets it.
Ghetto Blaster
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
God: Err...
God really liked it so he put rings on it.
Budweiser
Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him
In da-Nile
He kisses his mother with that mouth!
