What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat