What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.