What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle