What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.