What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

A: Stupid!

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

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What's brown and runs around your garden?

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.