What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

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What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

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Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA