What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

Why are people into Flat Earth Theory?

Because it's edgy.

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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

What do you say to get the attention of a gold bar?

AU"

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What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?

It was Oak, Eh!

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.