What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

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How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring?

It was Oak, Eh!

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!