Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

Upside Cake Jokes More Upside Cake Jokes

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!