Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

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What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

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What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

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What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.