Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do computer scientists go to have a drink?

To the foobar.

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

Alot Jokes More Alot Jokes

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Cough Jokes More Cough Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."