Some people think God is real.
Because oct 31 = dec 25
If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"
Because they're crossing the Finnish line.
Because he is boring.
She was taking god's name in vein.
His Ex-Wife.
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
