What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"

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Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt