What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

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What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.

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Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

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Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.