Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

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What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.