Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

What's yer Rush Limbaugh?

Get back to me immediately and tell me if you love it or just like it.

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Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.