Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

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What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

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Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.