Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

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Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

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What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What's your favourite colour?

I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking?

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.