Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

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Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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How do you spell that?

t-h-a-t

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.