What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

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What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

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What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

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What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes