What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig."

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.