Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

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What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos

How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

nose

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What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

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What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

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What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital?

Manuel...