Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

How do they dance in Arabia?

Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).