Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's the worst thing to hear during a prostate exam?

Look! No hands!

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

Why are cpws made for dancing?

They're all born hoofers!